['Don't bullshit her', please, Hella, all he does is bullshit. All of his shit is 100% bull'd.]

Nah, he'll just find me. Honestly. I disappear and he just, uh, he gets too lonely, and poof, he's here. Consuming every food in his path. Just the perils of my whole life, having to deal with that. It's why I'm skinny. He just eats everything.

[He's still eating, too. Fight him irl. (Don't do that.)]